Note to Self

Get SERIOUSLY cracking on working out again and smiling nicely in pictures. I realized that I look either 1. ridiculously swollen or 2. like I have some mental retardation of some kind in all my photos...wtf?! The reflection that stares back at me in the mirror doesn't look like that...does it?! How can I fit my pre-preg jeans and look like this? I'm confused...oh man, body after pregnancy is really confusing. Everything is now officially a fun house mirror in my very, very tired mind's eye. Oy vey!